We are live on tape from San Diego, California and your announcers are Booker T, Josh Mathews, and Michael Cole.
We begin with Rey Mysterio, who makes his way to the ring in his home town.
We see footage from Rey’s return on Monday night to attack Alberto Del Rio and hit the 619 on the man of destiny.
Rey says that it has almost been a year that he was injured and it took place in this arena. He says that he never lost hope. Now it feels good to be back with all of his friends, family, and his people in his home town to officially say that he is back.
He couldn’t wait so he came back on Raw. Because Alberto Del Rio was in the ring, it made things sweeter. He says that he has to admit . . .
Alberto Del Rio’s music interrupts Rey and Alberto comes out dressed quite dapper with Ricardo Rodriguez. Alberto welcomes back the Chihuahua. He tells Rey that he made a mistake coming back because he never should have picked a fight against him. The people might not remember, but Rey remembers that Alberto took him out a year ago and almost ended his career.
Alberto makes it to the ring and he says that he could finish the job right now. Alberto gives Rey an order instead. He tells Rey to leave his ring right now.
Rey says that he ain’t going nowhere.
Alberto says that he has everything. He has the money, the power, and the titles. Alberto wants to talk about what Sheamus did at Money in the Bank.
Rey tells Alberto that Sheamus beat Alberto’s face in at Money in the Bank.
Alberto tells Rey that he hasn’t learned anything, but Rey’s return will be short. Lucky for Rey, the one who will destroy Rey’s life and career is none other than the next World Champion Alberto Del Rio.
That brings out Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero, and their love child known as the Money in the Bank briefcase. Dolph says that if the next World Champion is going to ruin Rey’s career, it will be due to him. Dolph tells Rey it is his lucky day because he isn’t out here for Rey. He is out here for Alberto.
Dolph mentions that he defeated seven other people to win the briefcase and earn the title match. He was going to cash it in on Sunday but due to Alberto, he is not the champion.
Alberto says that he does not work for Dolph and he will not do the dirty job for Dolph to help him out. Alberto says that Dolph could be working for him along with his burra.
Rey wants to bring the discussion back and he tells Dolph and Alberto if the ladies want to settle things, they should shut up and take care of each other.
Dolph agrees with Rey but he says that they shouldn’t deal with each other.
Before Alberto or Dolph can do anything to Rey, Sheamus’ music plays and they forget that he has to walk to the ring so they stop their attempt to attack Rey.
Sheamus tells Rey that it is so good to see him, fella. Sheamus tells Dolph if he makes another step, he will send him into the Pacific Ocean. Sheamus suggests they do something right now.
Dolph is ready for a fight, but Alberto leaves the ring. Sheamus with a running double sledge and Dolph falls into the ropes. Since Rey did not send him into the ropes, Dolph is not stuck in the ropes. Dolph is able to avoid the 619 and he goes to the floor and leaves.
We go to commercial.
We are back and the tag match has been made with Sheamus and Rey Mysterio facing Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio.
Match Number One: Hunico, Camacho, Darren Young, and Titus O’Neil with Abraham Washington and his headset versus Kofi Kingston, R Truth, Primo, and Epico with Rosa Mendes
Hunico and Epico start things off and they lock up. Hunico tries for a hip toss but Epico lands on his feet. Hunico with a double leg take down but Epico powers out and then he takes Hunico to the mat with an arm drag and arm bar. Hunico chops Epico and connects with a shoulder tackle. Hunico blocks a monkey flip and he sends Epico to the mat. Epico with a rana and arm drag into an arm bar.
Primo tags in and he hits a drop kick and gets a near fall. Hunico with a punch to the midsection. And he tags in Camacho. Primo with a hip toss and near fall. Primo with an arm bar. Camacho with shoulders in the corner followed by punches and kicks. Camacho misses a charge into the corner and Primo gets a near fall.
Primo with a side head lock and Truth makes the blind tag. Truth with a punch to Camacho followed by a split and then he does the dancing leg drop and gets a near fall. Camacho takes Truth into the corner and Truth escapes.
All eight men are in the ring until Hunico, Camacho, Titus, and Darren retreat to the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Kofi tags in and he is sent into the corner for a splash on Camacho. Kofi with the Superman punch and then he goes for the Boom drop and hits it. Kofi sets for Trouble in Paradise but Hunico grabs Kofi’s leg while the ref is distracted. Camacho with a spinebuster for a near fall.
Camacho with kicks to Kofi and Hunico tags back in. Camacho with a slam and Hunico with a slingshot senton for a near fall. Hunico with a reverse chin lock but Kofi with punches. Hunico with a knee and Titus tags in and he connects with a back breaker and then he throws Kofi towards the corner. Titus chokes Kofi with his boot.
Kofi fights out of the corner but Titus stops him and slams Kofi to get a near fall. Titus with an abdominal stretch with punches to the upper chest. Darren tags in and Kofi with a kick to Darren and then Titus misses a charge and goes over the top rope. Primo tags in and he hits a springboard punch and running back elbow. Primo with a leg drop and elbow drop followed by a cartwheel and he sends Young into the corner.
Primo with a chop but Darren with an Irish whip. Primo with a version of Whisper in the Wind for a near fall. Camacho and Hunico break it up. Truth and Epico take care of them. Young charges into boots from Young. Titus hits Primo on the turnbuckles and Young hits the gutbuster for the three count.
Winners: Titus O’Neil, Darren Young, Camacho, and Hunico
After the match, Big Show’s music plays and Titus and Darren are smart enough to get out of dodge. The other six men from the match are still in the ring. Truth goes after Show and Show pushes him down. Show grabs Epico and Truth by the throat but Kofi with Trouble in Paradise to the back from the apron and Show lets go of Epico and Truth.
Young attacks Kofi and O’Neil with a clothesline. Show with a savate kick to Camacho and then he sends Epico over the top rope to the floor. Truth punches Show but Show takes care of Truth with a punch. Show with a double choke slam on Hunico and Camacho. Show stands on Primo’s back and then he winds up and connects with a shot to the temple and Primo goes down.
Show gets on the mic and he asks and . . . what and then he leaves the ring.
It is time for a Raw 1000 Moment and it is the night that Jeremy Piven was the guest host and he talked about his night to get us hyped for SummerFest.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at John Cena’s road to the Money in the Bank briefcase and the announcement that Cena will cash in on Monday night at Raw 1000.
We go to commercial.
We are back and as Zack Ryder comes to the ring, Damien Sandow demands that everyone stop because they are embarrassing themselves by supporting this brainless broski. They should be ashamed . . .
Ryder attacks Sandow with a double leg take down and punches and that leads to our next match. The referee pulls Ryder off Sandow.
Match Number Two: Damien Sandow versus Zack Ryder
Ryder goes after Sandow but Sandow with a kick to the knee and then he kicks and chokes Ryder. Sandow with knees to Ryder. Sandow sends Ryder’s throat into the apron and then Sandow with a running elbow to the head as it hangs over the apron. Sandow pulls down the elbow pad and he connects with the exposed elbow.
Sandow puts Ryder’s head in the ring skirt and continues the attack. Sandow with knees in the corner and the referee warns Damien. Sandow with the cross arm neck breaker for the three count.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for the Peep Show with Christian.
Christian says that he has been in the WWE for a long time and he has seen a lot of bizarre things, but on Monday night, things were taken to an all new bizarre level.
We go to footage from Monday night’s proposal by Daniel Bryan.
Christian says that his guests will be getting married on Monday night. He brings out Daniel Bryan and the future AJ Lee Bryan. They are wearing matching Yes shirts.
Christian welcomes the happy couple and he has a lot of questions, but he wants to know how the wedding planning is going.
Daniel says that it is tough to plan a wedding in a week, but he thinks it is going real well. AJ says that they have a clip.
We see AJ and Daniel share some laughs while they get ready for Monday night.
Christian says that video package was special. He asks Daniel if he is doing the right thing.
Daniel tells Christian Yes.
Christian asks AJ if she has forgiven Daniel for everything he has done in the past. She says Yes.
Christian asks if it is true love and they both say Yes.
Christian says that he wants to asks the peeps a few questions. He asks them if Daniel and AJ should get married and most say no.
Christian asks them if they think that Daniel loves AJ. The crowd says no.
Christian asks them if they think that AJ has any idea what she is doing. They say no.
Christian asks AJ if she has any idea what she is really doing.
AJ slaps Christian in the face and they start to leave the ring. Christian says that he is a married man so he will let the Bridezilla slap go. Christian tells Daniel that he is in a match tonight. Christian tells Daniel that before you ask a girl if she wants to marry you, you might want to check if there is any baggage like a psychotic ex-boyfriend. Someone that Daniel will face now.
Kane’s pyro goes off and we see who Daniel will be facing.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Kane versus Daniel Bryan with AJ Lee
Bryan with kicks of Yes but Kane pushes Bryan to the mat. Bryan with more kicks of Yes but Kane with a knee. Bryan runs into a big boot and Kane gets a near fall. Kane with a body scissors and reverse chin lock. Bryan with elbows to the leg to escape. Bryan with kicks ot the chest. Kane with a back breaker and then he stretches Bryan over his knee. Bryan with knees to the head to get away from Kane.
Kane with boots to Bryan in the corner. Kane with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot. Kane with a boot and then Bryan flips over Kane in the corner and hits a drop kick to the knee. Bryan with kicks of Yes to the chest but he misses the round kick. Kane grabs Bryan by the throat but escapes the choke slam. Bryan with a running drop kick into the corner followed by a kick to the head for a near fall.
Bryan goes up top but he is met with an uppercut from Kane and Kane gets a near fall. Kane with a side slam for a near fall. Kane goes up top for the flying clothesline but Bryan grabs the arm and tries for the Yes Lock but Kane stays on his feet. Kane pushes Bryan away. Kane goes after Bryan and Bryan ducks down and AJ moves out of the way.
Bryan checks on AJ and Kane kicks Bryan in the back of the head. Kane sends Bryan into the ring steps and then into the ringside barrier. Kane sends Bryan into the announce table and then back into the ring. AJ goes up top and leaps onto Kane’s back and applies a sleeper. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Kane by disqualification
After the match, Bryan with kicks to Kane and then Kane grabs Bryan and choke slams him while AJ is still on Kane’s back. Kane gets AJ off her back but then AJ holds on and she looks like she is going to kiss him. AJ gets back to the mat and she gives Kane that look.
Bryan pulls AJ to safety and then they get to the stage and kiss.
We are reminded of what happened at the pay per view when Dolph Ziggler thought about cashing in the title but was thwarted by Alberto Del Rio. They are tag team partners later tonight.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Heath Slater is in the ring and we see his favorite Raw moment. We see the recap of what he has done with legends.
Heath gets on the mic and he says that happened to him on Raw. Now the One Man Band is on Smackdown. He says that his luck is about to change. He says that it is because it is going to.
Match Number Four: Road Warrior Animal versus Heath Slater
Slater runs into a clothesline followed by kicks in the corner. Slater with a kick and punches. Slater with elbows to the upper chest. Animal with a power slam followed by a leaping elbow drop for the three count.
Winner: Road Warrior Animal
We go to the back and Vickie yells at Ricardo for Alberto calling her a burro. They argue back and forth. Ricardo says that Vickie is jealous of Alberto because Alberto is Mexican royalty. Vickie says that she is a better manager and Ricardo tells Vickie that he is a ring announcer. Ricardo leaves and Vickie screams.
We go to commercial.
We are back and did you know that Raw was going to have its 1000th episode on Monday? It is so important that Degeneration X will start off the show at 8:00 PM Eastern. We are also reminded that the Wedding of the Millennium Episodes. Brock Lesnar and the Rock will be on Raw as well. That isn’t all because John Cena cashes in his Money in the Bank contract against CM Punk on Raw.
Match Number Five: Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio with Vickie Guerrero and Ricardo Rodriguez versus Sheamus and Rey Mysterio
Dolph and Sheamus start things off and Ziggler with a waist lock but Sheamus with a take down to escape. They lock up again and Sheamus with a side head lock take down into a side head lock. Sheamus with a shoulder tackle but Ziggler with a drop kick. Ziggler with punches but Sheamus gets Ziggler on his shoulders. Ziggler with elbows. Sheamus with a rolling fireman’s carry slam and gets a near fall. The fans want Rey and Sheamus obliges.
Rey with a springboard leg drop for a near fall. Rey with a kick to the midsection but Dolph with an Irish whip. Rey gets his boots up but Ziggler stops Rey with a drop kick. Del Rio tags in and he kicks Rey in the midsection and gets a near fall. Rey with a kick and he tries to tag in Sheamus but Del Rio stops him momentarily.
Sheamus tags in and Ziggler does to. Sheamus with an elbow to Ziggler as Del Rio stays on the floor. Sheamus sends Ziggler to the apron and he sets for the forearms across the chest and we count to ten. Ziggler falls to the floor and Sheamus goes after him. Sheamus rolls Ziggler back in and he looks at Del Rio and that distraction allows Ziggler to recover and drop kick Sheamus. Del Rio with a kick on the floor and we go to commercial.
We are back and Ziggler with a reverse chin lock but Sheamus tosses Ziggler away and both men are down. Rey tags in and he hits a seated senton splash followed by a tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Ziggler with a kick to Rey and then Ziggler with a sunset flip but you do not sunset flip Rey because he rolls through and kicks Ziggler in the head.
Rey with a near fall. Ziggler with a knee and he tries for a slam but Rey with a drop kick to the knee and guess where Ziggler falls. Del Rio with a kick to the back and Booker wonders if we saw it. Ziggler with a Fameasser while Sheamus goes after Del Rio. The referee is out of position and Ziggler yells at him. Rey is able to kick out at two.
Del Rio tags in and Dolph kicks Rey in the knee and Del Rio gets a near fall. Del Rio with a rear chin lock. Rey with kicks to the head to get free but Rey is caught by Del Rio and Alberto with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker for a near fall. Ziggler tags in and he chokes Rey in the ropes. Ziggler with an arm bar and then he pulls the leg to work on Rey’s back. Rey kicks Ziggler but Ziggler kicks back and hits a neck breaker.
Del Rio tags in and he punches Rey. Del Rio stops Rey from making the tag and Del Rio with an elbow drop for a near fall. Alberto with an Irish whip and kick to the chest. Rey sends Del Rio over the top rope to the floor. Ziggler tags in and he keeps Rey from tagging in. Ziggler with a forearm. Ziggler tries for a power slam but Rey counters with a tornado DDT when Ziggler gets too cocky.
Del Rio and Sheamus tag in and Sheamus with running double sledges followed by a shoulder in the corner. Del Rio with a kick to the shoulder and then he tries for the float over but Sheamus sends Del Rio into Ziggler. Sheamus hits White Noise and then Sheamus looks around and gets ready for the Brogue Kick.
Ricardo grabs Sheamus’ leg and the referee calls for the bell.
Winners: Sheamus and Rey Mysterio by disqualification
After the match, Del Rio with a round kick to the head and Del Rio applies the cross arm breaker. Officials pull Del Rio off Sheamus.
Dolph asks Vickie for the briefcase and he thinks about cashing it in again.
Ziggler hands the case to the referee but Rey Mysterio attacks Ziggler and Ziggler falls into the ropes. Rey hits the 619 and then Dolph bounces up and gets nailed with a Brogue Kick.
We go to credits.